one giant bag of dicks.
Seriously. I’m not even using my account, she is.

Seriously. I’m not even using my account, she is.

…..welcome to south carolina

…..welcome to south carolina

Got frogs (at Wings Beachwear - 3rd Ave S)

Got frogs (at Wings Beachwear - 3rd Ave S)

@calciferscurse  (at Sharkey’s Beach Bar)

@calciferscurse (at Sharkey’s Beach Bar)

LOLOLOL @calciferscurse

LOLOLOL @calciferscurse

I was just trying to pose for #merica

I was just trying to pose for #merica

Kicking @calciferscurse ‘s ass #ashleysucksatairhockeyIRULE

Kicking @calciferscurse ‘s ass #ashleysucksatairhockeyIRULE

Why am I drinking oysters with vodka Ashley. Why. @calciferscurse

Why am I drinking oysters with vodka Ashley. Why. @calciferscurse

I hate karaoke…..

I hate karaoke…..

Uh @calciferscurse